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Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh....
Lenny: Wow, check out that van! It looks like it doesn't even _need_ out business.
Carl: Hey, let's go!...
Marge: *Excuse* me. I had this spot first. Edna: Sorry dear, just business.
Ha! Marge: Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side....
Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
[Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....
Marge: [reading the poster] "Hang in there, baby!" You said it, kitty.
[looking more closely] "Copryright 1968." Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead....
Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels! Marge
Oh, no! No, don't do that! You're suppose to be _tasting_ them!...
Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
Thousands and thousands of people saw _your_ pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!...
Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it.
But I know who can....
Homer: I'm here to see Mr. Ormand. Woman: Of course.
Right this way. [in the living room is held Ormand's funerals] Home...
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