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Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode.
If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!...
They say the pancakes here stink.
-- Agnes Skinner at the Municipal House of Pancakes, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Edna: Oh! Oh! How about Oklasoft? It's Oklahoma's fastest-growing software company.
Maude: Um, cushions? Everybody likes to sit on cushions....
I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky.
-- Marge's views on business, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Helen: All in favor of expelling Marge from the Investorettes?
All: [raising hands] Aye! Marge: [gets up] All right, Helen....
Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now. When are the pancakes coming i...
Robot: Greetings, humans. I am Investo the robot, from the planet Opportuniac.
My superior brain advises you to enter the Franchise Fair....
Royce: That's the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust.
You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while...
Host: Now, folks, I don't wanna alarm ya, but scientists say forty percent of America's pictures.
.. are hanging crooked. [the audience gasp in shock] Yep, it's true. And I hea...
Marge: Hello, Helen. Helen: Marge. Marge: Edna. Edna
Marge. Marge: Uh... [Agnes glares] Hmm... Agne...

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