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Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
[Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
Todd: We got new clothes from the donation bin! [wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt] I'm a surfer!
[Rod wears a t-shirt with "I'm With Stupid" on it and a pointed finger] Rod: Look...
Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
...
Kent: Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the Bowl-a-rama is back in business at its new location teetering over the Carter-Nixon tunnel.
[a strike is bowled i...
Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people.
I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side....
Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh what happened now?...
Homer: [in hard-hat and toolbelt] Hope you like it, neighbor.
We didn't have the best tools or all the know-how, but we did have a wheel-barrel full of love!...
Ned: I don't know how I can possibly repay you! But if any of you ever need a favor, just look for the happiest man in Springfield!
[pan over to a spunky man with a perpetual smile on hi...

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