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Homer: Now you're gonna do chores for that lady until you work off the damage you did.
It's called "responsibility....
Bart: I can't believe I've gotta spend all my free time dusting doilies in a smelly run-down dump for a creepy old witch.
[pulls a curtain, behind which we see a number of scantily-clad ...
Bart: Wow, man, what _is_ this place? Belle: I prefer not to be called "man.
My name is Belle, and this is the Maison Derriere....
Belle: Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so insistent.
Bart: He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these bras....
Belle: When you work the door, the main things are to greet the visitors and toss out the troublemakers.
Bart: Ah, the ol' greet'n'toss. No problemo. Belle: How did I ever get along without y...
Grampa: [whistles, hangs his hat] [seeing Bart] Oop.
[whistles again, turns around, picks up his hat and leaves] [sticking his head in] Is your name "Bart"?...
Lisa: Oh, there's something unsatisfying about scrubbing these rocks and I think I know what it is.
[a wave washes a new coat of oil on the once-clean rocks] Marge: Lisa, I know it's f...
Belle: Oh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz. He got out of bed too fast and broke his hip.
Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight? Belle...
Bart: Heh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days.
I'd love to go, but I... [stares at the card] can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit....
Announcer: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night, no! ...

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