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Marge: Springfield doesn't want places like this. Belle
I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar. Marge...
We're just as much a part of Springfield as the church, the library or the crazy house.
-- Belle illustrates the diversity of Springfield...
Sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial.
-- The world according to Marge...
Quimby: ...and after visiting the area for, uh, the past two months, I have determined it is not feasible to construct a supertrain between Springfield and Aruba.
[removes his sungla...
Marge: I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable "Dos Equis" bottle.
It's about a certain house in our town. Moe: Yeah, well wha...
Quimby: People, this is an issue that we as a town are strong enough to ignore.
Let us give no more scrutiny to this bawdy house and its small clientele of loyal perverts....
lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalmers: Skinner? ...
Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action.
All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands. -- Mayo...
Jasper: [whispering] Are they talking about the bordello?
Abe: No! The burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut....
Skinner: Oh, there's no justice like angry-mob justice.
Lenny: I'm gonna burn all the historic memorabilia Moe...

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