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Belle: [through intercom] Who is it? Ned: Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am.
Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?...
Homer: My friends! Stop! [the mob stops, intrigued] Ha
[stretching a bow and flaming arrow] Please, hurry....
Ned: Well, I'm convinced. The house stays. Lovejoy
This house is a very, very, very fine house. -- In the middle of the street? "Bart After Dark...
Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing. [flaming arrow pass by her head] Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
[clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Mo...
Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
Marge: So, Twiggy, I hear you and your husband, Woody, just had a baby.
What did you name him? "Twiggy": Chip. [Rim shot....
Lisa: Hmm. Pressure dropping, humidity rising over eighty percent, increasing wind?
[consults "How, Why, and Huh? Book of Weather"] Here we are -- chapter two...
Homer: Oh Lisa! There's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away....
What is it, boy? Fire? Earthquake? Hippies? -- Homer reveals mankind's greatest threa

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