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Disco Stu: [making indescribable body motions] Did you know that disco record sales were up 400/ for the year ending 1976?
If these trends continue... A-y-y-y! [ki...
Helen: Hmm, Pita. Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East.
Isn't that whole area a little iffy? Hoste...
Look at them! They've jumped on the one franchise I might possibly have considered thinking about becoming interested in.
-- Oh, that's a downer, Marge, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Marge: Hmm! It's not bad! Frank: It's not only not bad -- it's not bread.
Knot bread", you get it? [chuckles] See?...
Hostess: Let's hear it for the newest members of the Fleet-A-Pita franchise!
Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, and if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever -- and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
[starts a sickening laughter] So let'...
Welcome back, space girl!
[wipes a tear] -- Chief Wiggum's emotional cry, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Frank: Now you're ready to make pretzels. Open your bag of ingredients.
.. [does so, to find bugs inside] Urgh. Check for -- millipedes....
Homer: Hey, what's all that commotion outside? Why, it's one of those pretzel wagons the movie stars are always talking about.
Lenny: [gasps] Here? Our plant? Homer: That's right, Lenny. Le...

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