The Simpsons

Ned: [gets sweater caught in a nail] Ooh, looks like a loose nail.
Homer: Yeah, one out of twenty five ain't bad! [hammers in a nail] -- "Hurricane Neddy...
Ned: Was that, uh, was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?
Wiggum: Uh, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?...
Rod: [taking down poster] I don't like this clown! Ba
Ah, I wouldn't take it down if I were you. It's a load-bearing poster....
Apu: This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity.
So, I don't know, you might want to wear a hat. Ned...
Ned: Oh, something is definitely wrong with this hallway.
[opens a 4-inch-tall door] Barney: Come on in!...
Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
Ned: I just attacked all my friends and neighbors just for trying to help me.
I'd like to commit myself. Nurse: Very well....
Dr. Foster: Yes, Dr. Foster here. ... Ned Flanders?
You're sure? ... No, no, no, I'll come right over....
Dr. Foster: Well, how are you feeling this evening?
Ned: Uh, actually, I'm a little chilly. Can I have another strait jacket?...
Little Ned: [barging in] Whee! I'm Dick Tracy! [hitting the other kids] Bang!
Take that Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy!...

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