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Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
Cecil: Maris? -- Metahumor, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
And now, to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears.
Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them. -- Cecil, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Lou: Here's your man, chief. Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob....
I think I wet my bed. -- Ralph, "The Brother From Another Serie
Bob: You can't do this! I saved the children's lives, I'm a hero!
Cecil: [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this....
Bob: I, I'm older, I get the top bunk. Cecil: Oh, poppycock, I called it at the arraignment.
[Bob is victorious.] [Cecil brushes himself off] So, when do they bring us the menus?...
Moe: Listen up, this is the busiest drinking day of the year.
Where are the designated drivers? [two men raise their hands] Beat it!...

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