The Simpsons

And now the thrilling conclusion of "Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy.
-- Quality late-night movies, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling....
Marge puts a six-pack ring in a wastebasket] Lisa: Mom, Mom!
You're mixing polyapolane with polyurethane Home...
Dad, you're not supposed to have fun recycling. This is serious!
-- Lisa, saying recycling isn't FUN-damental, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship.
These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business....
Burns: Questions? [somewhat long pause, finally Skinner raises his hand] Skinne
Well, uh, I might take advantage of this rare opportunity even if you children aren't interested....
Mr. Burns: I've called you all here because I need some honest answers.
What is my current financial situation? Yes-man #1...
Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born....
Skinner: A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five cents?
That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles....
Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me!...

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