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Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel....
Burns: Well, Lisa, as my adviser, you're entitled to ten percent.
Lisa: Oh, I'm not doing this for the money....
Kent: And from our "It's Funny When It Happens to Them" file, remember millionaire C.
Montgomery Burns?...
Kent: Excuse me, Mr. Burns, now that you're completely ruined, how do you feel?
Burns: Excellent. I'm on my way back to the top! I've turned these cans into can-dos!...
Marge: Wow. He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
[laughs] [Homer and Bart start laughing with her] Ba...
Burns: People, if we meet this week's quota, I'll take you to the most duck-filled pond you ever sat by!
Grampa: Oh, hot-diggity! That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche! -- And here...
Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to recycling.
See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge...
Aww, ain't that cute? Makes Li'l Debbie look like a pile of puke!
-- Moe, at the unveiling of the Li'l Lisa Recycling Plant, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
Burns: The whole plant is environmentally sound. It's powered by old newspapers, machinery is made entirely of used cans, and the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected.
[he noti...
Lisa: Stop! Don't recycle! It's murder! You're helping Mr.
Burns! Woman: [robotically] But you told us to recycle....

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