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Real Estate Agent: And, I'm sure a pro-wrestler such as yourself will appreciate all the closet space, Hitman.
Bret: [sniffs] Eww. This place has got old-man stink! Burns: [feeling insecure]...
Burns: Uh, would it be all right if I kept this portrait?
To remind me of better times? Bret: Why would I want a picture of a pitiful pencil-neck GEEK?...
Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....
hrough the intercom] Attention, everybody... um...
oh... uh... Work harder, bye!...
Well, sir, I have to get to work. Lenny's a real bear on tardiness.
-- Smithers begins working for Lenny, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus! Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
Burns: Oh, my, no! I'm Monty Burns. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
pushing a cart] [to a woman] I'm shopping! -- Mr.
Burns, not losing the common touch, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
Burns: Uh, oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find the "Burns-Os"?
Krusty: Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes....
otices a box of "Count Chocula" cereal with a cartoon of a vampire on it] Hmm.
I suppose this one looks a _bit_ like me. -- Mr....
Burns: Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me!
Man: Yeah, those dairy cases are death traps. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...

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