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Homer: Laddie! [whistles] Come'ere, boy! [invitingly] Who wants to lick a messy baby?
-- How Homer cleans up Maggie, "The Canine Mutiny...
Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
You gave BOTH dogs away?? You know how I feel about giving! -- Homer, "The Canine Mutiny
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
Bart: I'm going to get the dog back! Homer: [off-camera, distant] The good dog or the bad dog?
Bart: The bad dog. Homer: Ah good. -- Bad dogs, bad dogs, whatcha gonna do..., "The...
Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
He unholied the holy water!
-- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny...
Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you? Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: Sprinkles?...
busts down the door, rings the doorbell] Hello! Police!
Aw man, if this one's not the right house, I quit!...
Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right?
-- Mr. Mitchell, after the cops find his marijuana, "The Canine Mutiny...

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