The Simpsons

Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
Banner: Are you the beer baron?? Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. T...
Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy
Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper....
Marge: What on Earth happened down there?? Ba
One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...
I've thought about what you've said, honey, and I've decided to quit.
-- Homer, ending the "beer baron" charade after it literally blows up in his face, "Homer vs....
The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
[starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.
Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best! -- "Homer v...
Bart: Wow! My own credit card! [kisses SLH] Thanks, Santos!
[SLH coughs up a quarter] A quarter?...
Now make like my pants -- and split!
Lisa: You can't afford this. How can you afford this?
Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you those Pep Pills....

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