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Twelve hundred bucks?? I better just get one.
-- Bart orders "quite possibly the World's Best Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...
Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday. -- Bart gets a new wonder-dog...
Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.
Marge...
Bart: Hello? Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit Services Department.
I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent yo...
Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished enough?
-- Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card fraud, "The Canine Mutiny...
Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
Homer: Do you think he noticed? Marge...
Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
-- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's hand] Ke...
Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? -- Milhouse, "The Canine Mutiny...

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