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Bart: He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is.
There's only one place where it could possibly be....
Bob: Who left the lights on. Who's in here? Cletus?
Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe? [behind the watercooler, he sees Bart's distinctive hairline] Ba...
Be careful! There's hydroelectricity in there!
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Bob: I've never seen that money before in my life! Lisa
Then you must have had your eyes closed when you embezzled it....
Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?...
Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
Bob: Oh, I see....
Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an awkward situation, and I don't like it any more than you do, but you've got to trust me.
Bart: Ah, what the hell. -- Th...
Bart: Let's go again, let's go again! Lisa: No! -- "The Brother From Another Serie
Lisa: Um, do you know what you're doing? Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamite.
-- Or icepicks, "The Brother From Another Se...

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