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Grocer: He's, uh, talking to the ketchup, now. Burns is sure acting nutty.
Supervisor: Maybe going broke and losing his plant destroyed his brain....
Burns: But, where are you taking me? What's happening?
Wiggum: Relax. You've gone off your nut, so we're stuffing you into an old folks' home....
Homer: [wobbly] Here you go, honey. [drops a can of Duff into a bag] That's about all the recycling *hic* I can handle today.
Lisa: Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag. Homer: Oh...
Abe: That's the activity room. We're not allowed in there.
That's the library. Not allowed in there either....
Sorry. We're not allowed to read newspapers. They angry up the blood.
Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
Sir! I'm so sorry my grocer committed you. We'll never shop there again!
-- Smithers, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
Lisa: If I did agree to help you, you could only earn money by doing good, socially responsible things.
Nothing evil. Burns: Nothing evil. That's exactly the kind of radical thinking I need! ...
Homer: See that, boy? Why aren't you making any business deals?
Bart: [whiney] I'll do it this afternoon! -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...

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