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Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...
Wiggum: [whistles] What do you suppose the rent is on a hideout like that?
Skinner: Ahh, it's not rented, Chief -- it's stolen....
Wiggum: You! Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy?...
Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief. Wiggum
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week....
McClure: [noticing he's on the air again] Oh, hi!
Welcome back to our spinoff showcase. Could "The Simpsons" ever have maintained its popularity without Moe the bartender?...
Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
Singers: While shopping for some cans, An old man passed away.
[fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf....
Grampa: Don't be afraid, Moe. I'm here to help you with your romantic problems.
Moe: Hey, I don't need no advice from no pinball machine....
Grampa: Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.
Homer: [gasps] Dad, is that really you? Grampa...
Grampa: [mechanically] Lovelorn. You need man. Moe near now.
Go near Moe. Betty: What? Moe: "Go near Moe....
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