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Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
[sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa: This is not the eve...
Moe: You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully.
You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable. It's just so rare and re...
Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
[pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here? Moe: Um, u...
Singers: He's the love-matic Grampa And he filled our hearts with looooove!
[the closing credits come up] -- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase...
McClure: Welcome back! I'm talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr.
John Winslow. [Winslow is about to say something, but McClure gets up and le...
Brockman: Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!
Featuring the Waylon Smithers dancers... [dancers dance ...
Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family .
.. Simpson! Roll Call! Marge...
Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
[they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa": Here he...
Family: [singing] It's the Simpsons Family Smile Time Variety Hooooour!
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase...

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