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McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?
Hi, I'm Troy McClure....
McClure: Thirty-five new shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup.
Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old .
.. Swampy -- Chief Wiggum, settling into his new town, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase...
Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.
Wiggum: [picks the skull up with a pencil] Is that right? Maybe the...
Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls .
.. two I suppose. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pa...
Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee! Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window....
Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator.
Next one won't be corked. [points to the corks blunting the alligator's teeth] Wiggum...
Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.
Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy....
Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now! -- Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase
Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this? Skinne
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...

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