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Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch....
Moe: What's the matter, Homer? You're not your normal effervescent self.
Homer: I got my problems, Moe. Give me another one....
We'll get the Simpsons a present. An extravagant present.
A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present!...
Burns: Hello, young fellow. I haven't forgotten you.
Here. Bart: Wow, a crowbar! Lisa: It's to open the crate, stupid....
Maggie: [holds up an `Aztec' flashcard] Lisa: No, Maggie.
Not Aztec, Olmec. [slowly] Ol-mec. Maggie...
Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....
Ned: Come on over and strap on the feed bag. We're going to fire up ol' Propane Elaine and put the heat to the meat!
Nummy-nummy-num! [hands Homer an invitation] Homer: I'll be there...
The Flanders' are having a beef-a-thon. Incredible Ned-ibles.
Maude-acious vittles. -- Lisa reads Ned's barbecue invitation, "When Flanders Failed...
Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'. Oh, wh...
Hmm, let's see... [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Naah.
.. [dreams of newspaper headline: PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE] Mmm....

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