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Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread. Ma
Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase....
Burns: And what's your name? Homer: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? I'm Monty Burns. -- Pleased to meet you, again, "When Flanders Failed...
Burns: [reads an entry in the suggestion box] `Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he's distracting the female employees'.
Oh, Smithers... Smithers: You got me, si...
Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...
Ned: See anything you like? [at Ned's lawn sale] Home
Oh, I get it! It's not good enough for you, but it's good enough for me!...
Homer: Hey, Bartly-boobly, care for a steak-a-rooney?
Bart: Sounds crumptly-uptious, dear old duddly-doodly!...
I'm sure <you> did nothing to discourage this, you scavenger of human misery.
-- Lisa, "When Flanders Failed...
Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
Homer: Oh, I know I need to...
Ned: At times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
Homer: Why not? Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents. Homer: Oh. -- "Whe...
Homer: Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
Ned: For two more days. [sniff] It becomes Libertarian Party headquarters....

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