The Simpsons

Man: Oh, she looks sad. Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't....
Man: Bart, think. What happens to you when you turn eight?
Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike....
Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
Marge: Bye-bye, Leon. Lisa: You're a credit to dementia! -- "Stark Raving Dad
Bad news, drivers. There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate.
Oh, it's a mess. There's lots of rubber-necking and melon wrestling going on, folks....
This is KBBL talk radio, K-Babble. All talk, 24 hours a day.
If you'd like to share your embarrassing problem with our listening audience, we invite you to call our therapist of the airwaves, Dr....
Dr.MM: Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
Homer: Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos!...
Dr.MM: [radio talk show therapist] Tell me about your husband, Marge.
Marge: [on the phone] When we were dating, he was sweeter....
Dr.MM: Your husband sees you as nothing. Marge: [pause] Oh, okay.
Well, thank you. [about to hang up] Dr.MM: No no no, don't hang up!...
Dr.MM: The pig has made you into his mother. You are not the hot love object you deserve to be!
Marge: Really? Dr.MM: I'm as sure of it as I'm sure my voice is annoying. Marge, tonigh...

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