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Kiss me, I'm left-handed"? [laughs] Oh, that's a classic!
[laughs] Whoa! [falls off the table] -- Barney, bastion of balance, "When Flanders Failed...
It's all here, and it's all backwards! -- Homer hypes Ned's Leftorium, "When Flanders Failed
Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
-- Ned, "When Flanders Failed...
Hey, we're like the Waltons. We're praying for the end of the Depression, too.
-- Bart reacts to President Bush's 1992 State of the Union Addre...
Lisa: [wakes up Bart] Bart: Lisa! It's 6am! Something's wrong.
Dad died! Lisa: No no, he's fine! Bart: Well, whaddya know, I'm relieved. -- "Stark Raving Dad...
Lisa: Bart, in two days, I'm going to be eight years old.
It's a big number, almost double digits. Ba...
Hi, kids! You've reached the Krusty Hot-Line! If you haven't asked your parent's permission, naughty-naughty!
But Krusty forgives you. ($2 for the first minute, 50 cents for each additional minute.) ...
Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
Aagh! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different....

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