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Burns: Why is that man in pink! Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G. Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Stark Raving Dad...
Burns: Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
Smithers: I'll call security, sir. Burns: Excellent. Yes, these color monitors have already ...
Burns: Doctor, what should we do about our freewheeling fop over here?
Monroe: Well, Monty, it used to be that establishing a patient's sanity took months....
Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this. Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot? -- On filling out a psychiatric evaluation form, ...
Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
Man Breaking Hip. [sound of bowling pins, followed by a scream] Home...
Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices? Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to watch TV.
.. Bart: [checks] Yes. Are you quick to anger? Homer: Bart! Shut up or I'll...
Careful, men. He wets his pants. -- Smithers' instructions to security, "Stark Raving Dad
Doctor: [shows Homer an inkblot] Homer: Eh, the devil with his fly open.
Doctor: Right. [shows another] Homer: Uh, that's a spill on the floor with bugs going after it....
Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method....

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