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Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
dreams of a penniless Ned] Ooh! [dreams of Ned shutting down his "Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop" with a `Going out of business' sign] Heh heh heh heh.
[dreams of a grave with the tombstone, "RIP...
Marge: Bart, how many hours a day do you watch TV? Ba
Six. Seven if there's something good on. -- "When Flanders Failed...
Marge, TV gives so much and asks so little. It's a boy's best friend.
-- Homer explains, "When Flanders Failed...
Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient art of karate.
[lying on his back with a giant rock on hi...
Absotively posilutely! -- Ned Flanders' way of saying, `yes', "When Flanders Failed
Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy....
Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is? Home
No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. [sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know....
Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister. -- Marge, "When Flanders Failed
Homer: Hey, boy! How was class? Bart: Today, we learned how to rip a man's heart out and show it to him before he dies!
Homer: Ooh. That'll learn him. -- Karate school, "When Flanders Fail...

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