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Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?
Bart: Hm... lobotomy......
Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...
Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you know it.
Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty....
Marge: I told you kids you were going to send your father to the crazy house!
Bart: No, Mom, you said poor house. Marge: I said crazy house....
Hello, you have reached the New Bedlam "Wrongly Committed" Hot-line.
All of our operators are currently busy. Please stand by....
Homer: [talking in his sleep] pancakes... football.
.. boobies... pork rinds... waffles... Man: [to his stuffed animal] Bubbles, it's going to be a long night....
Dave: So I was working in an insurance company, right?
Youngest VP in the history of the firm, okay?...
Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without ...
Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me. Can I have it i...

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