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Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
Homer: Hey, Barney, am I a pig? Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am!
[huge belch] -- From someone who should know, "Some Enchanted Evening...
Moe: Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town.
Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards....
Homer: [unsure of himself] Uh, I'd like some flowers.
Florist: What kind of flowers? Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead....
Bart: [dialing the phone] A little pre-dinner entertainment.
Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is Oliver there?...
Homer: And, I made reservations at Chez [pron. /chez/] Paree!
Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! Homer: It matters not, mon frere!...
Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son. Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?...
Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
-- Homer pretends to be Mr. Samson, "Some Enchanted Evening...
Aye-aye, Mambo-Man! -- Bart, "Some Enchanted Evening
[moaning] Oh! The Elves! The Elves! -- Quasi-Bart-o, "Some Enchanted Evening

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