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Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons......
Man: I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer.
Homer: Oh, of I've heard of you! I mean, you'd have to be living under a rock not to know....
Man: Well, have you heard of MTV? Homer: No. Ma
Motown. Homer: No. Man: Beat It. Homer: <You> beat it!...
Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand....
Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture? You...
Man: Homer, this is Floyd. He's an idiot savant.
Give him any two numbers, and he can multiply them in his head, just like that....
Homer: I gotta call my family. Oh, this is so embarrassing, calling them from a nuthouse.
I mean, they think I'm a god! Man: I could call them for you....
Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. Bart: <The> Michael Jackson?
[makes scoffing sound] No way! Man: It's true. I'm with your father in a mental institution....

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