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Pr.Sk: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble. Marti
And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of `wiener' is W-I-E-N-E-R, althoug E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant....
Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on your grade.
They merely determine your future social status and financial success....
Remember to visualize the complex problem. And relaaaaax.
The test will start... [looks around calmly] [yells] Now!...
Bart: [reading a test question] The 7:30am express train travelling at 60 miles an hour leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, [chews on his pencil] 520 miles away.
Ms.K: Shhh! [points to he...
What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
-- Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window, "Bart the Geniu...
Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
What do <we> need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. -- Homer, "Bart the Geniu
Dr.J: The child is not supposed to know his own IQ, of course, but as you can see, it's beyond the range of any doubt.
[hands Homer a slip of paper] Homer: Nine hundred and twelve!!?!? ...
Dr.J: [measuring Bart's head with calipers] Tell me, Bart, are you ever bored in school?
Bart: Oh, you bet. Dr.J: Mm hm. Do you ever feel a little frustrated?...
Pr.Sk: I think we should re-test him. Dr.J: No, I think we should move him to another school.
Pr.Sk: Even better! -- "Bart the Geniu...

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