The Simpsons

Bart: [watching a Happy Little Elves tape] Oh, man, I can't take it any more!
Lisa: But I want to see what happens. Bart: You &l...
The Cue-ball Killer should be considered extremely armed and dangerous.
If you think you've seen him, call 1-800-U-SQUEAL. -- "Some Enchanged Evening...
Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on this.
-- Bart to The Babysitter Bandit, after a failed capture attempt, "Some Enchanted Evening...
Bart: We know who you are, Ms. Botz. Or should I say, Ms.
Botzcowski. You're the Babysitter Bandit. Ms....
Operator: Hello, vigilant viewer. How may we help you?
Lisa: We caught her! We caught the Babysitter Bandit!...
Ms.Botz: Mr. Samson, can I give you a bit of advice?
Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that boy for a second....
Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. Marge
Oh, Homer, don't say that....
Lisa: `Id', triple-word score! Homer: No abbreviations.
Lisa; Not I.D., Dad, `id'. It's a word! Bart: As in "This game is stoop-id"....
Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....

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