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Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further.
Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further....
Later, grizzly dudes. -- Bart bids farewell to a pack of bears, "Call of the Simpso
What the hell are you talking about, sir? -- Bart, "Call of the Simpso
Avenge me, son. Avenge my death... ZZZZzzzzzz...
-- Homer (Bigfoot) is hit with a tranquilizer dart, "Call of the Simpso...
Dr. Marvin Monroe: After extensive biological and anatomical testing, I regret to announce that our findings are.
.. inconclusive. This thing may or may not be human. German scientist: Dat's w...
Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.
-- Marge, after Homer is captured and believed to be Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant beast.
-- German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted

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