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Marge: Oh Homer... What are we going to do? Homer: Now, don't worry.
Our situation isn't as bad as it seems. And you're forgetting---I'm an experienced woodsman!...
Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points towards the North Star.
Homer: Heh heh, that's nice, Lisa. But we're not in astronomy class....
When you're an experienced woodsman, you get a feel for these things.
It's like a third sense. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
-- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
I'll go into the bushes over there, make a lot of noise, and flush out a rabbit.
When he comes out, you step on him....
Are we there yet?
-- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
Tangy. -- Homer eats a mouthful of honey---and bees, "Call of the Simpso
Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language, and most of all, its indescribable stench.
-- Newscaster rep...
We now return you to the President's address, already in progress.
-- Newscaster interrupts to report Bigfoot sighting, "Call of the Simpso...
No bears. We're taping! All bears off the set! -- "Call of the Simpso

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