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Come on, Bart, go with the flow! -- Lisa, "Krusty Gets Busted
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me. -- Armchair psychiatry, "Krusty G...
The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.
Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sonntag....
There was a school of thought called stoicism...
-- Sideshow Bob hosts his Cavalcade of Whimsy, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
-- Sideshow Bob, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think!
They were smart enough to catch me!...
I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
-- Homer to Krusty, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
Pr. Skinner: Mm hm. Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!...
Milhouse: You going to flush it? [a cherry bomb] Ba
What can I say? I got a weakness for the classics. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...

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