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Always remember that you're representing your country.
I guess what I'm saying is... Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
Lisa: You know, in Albania, the unit of currency is called the lek.
Homer: Heh heh heh. The lek! Lisa: And the national flag is a two-headed eagle on a red field....
You will find life here at the ch\^ateau hard, but if you shut up and do exactly what we say, the time will pass more quickly.
-- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath...
You might find his accent peculiar. Certain aspects of his culture may seem absurd, perhaps even offensive.
But I urge you all to give little Adil the benefit of the doubt. This way, and only in th...
Adil: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control ninety-five percent of the wealth?
Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think and act and worship...
Marge: I'll just clean the dishes... Adil: No, Mrs.
Simpson, you have been oppressed enough today. &l...
Did you see that? This is the way I always wanted it to be!
We've become a fully-functioning family unit! We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing....
Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her!
Heh, heh, heh. -- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Homer: Look, Adil, you can call me `Dad'. Adil: All right.
.. `Dad'. Homer: Awwww, you called me `Dad'. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
None of my biological kids ever wanted to see me at work.
.. -- Homer, upon Adil's request to see SNPP, "The Crepes of Wrath...

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