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Send in the clowns! -- Chief Wiggum prepares for a police line-up, "Krusty Gets Busted
And this is all the mail that awaited us upon our return.
[click, next slide] And this is Selma dropping off our vacation film to be developed....
Why did the clown cross the road? To rob a Kwik-E-Mart.
A new story behind that enigmatic half-joke after this commercial message....
Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox? Ba
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he?...
Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team apprehended the TV clown, who appears on a rival station, opposite our own Emmy award winning Hobo Hate.
-- Scott Christian's news flash, "Krusty Ge...
Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
-- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
-- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
His trial, which begins tomorrow, has taken center ring in a national media circus, as children of all ages, from 8 to 80, hang onto each new development like so many Rumanian trapeze artists.
-- Ke...
Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
Well, we've got another one coming right up....
Bart: Look at him. His clothes are so drab. Lisa
His face is so flesh-colored and sad. Bart: And his feet....

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