The Simpsons

Homer: I'm his neighbor, what'd he do? Agent: [through the megaphone] Well, sir, the.
.. [turns off the megaphone] Well, sir... -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
Spy: So, Sparrow, we meet again. Adil: Yes. Sometimes I think that I am getting too old for this game.
-- "The Crepes of Wrath...
Good-bye, Adil! I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted!
-- Homer bids farewell to an Albanian spy, "The Crepes of Wrath...
So, basically, I met one nice French person.
-- Bart's summary of his trip to France, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Some wise-guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
-- Homer struggles to open a wine bottle, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Mon p\`ere! Quel bouffon! -- Bart, "The Crepes of Wrath
Tester: This can't be right. This man has 104% body fat!
[turns to Homer] Hey, no eating in the tank! Home...
Marge: How was your day at work, dear? Homer: Oh, the usual.
Stand in front of this, open that, pull down this, bend over, spread apart that, turn your head that way, cough....
Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...

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