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I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Forbes called it the blunder of the century. A bit overblown, don't you think?
What about New Coke? -- Herb, talking about the car Homer designed, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really needs is an idea.
Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. ...
And now, the next event in our Living Room Olympics, the always controversial Couch Vault.
[gruff voice] I do this for Stainmaster carpets, proud sponsor of the Living Room Olympics....
The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Homer: All right, who did this? Bart: We were just sitting on the couch quietly chatting when we heard a creaking noise.
Lisa: We leapt off just in time to see it collapse. [puts her head o...
Why did this have to happen now during prime time, when TV's brightest stars come out to shine?
-- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Well, friend, you're going back where you came from.
.. the curb in front of Flanders' house. -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Herb: [confronting her] Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!
How do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me. Herb...

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