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Guard: [condescending] Do you work here, little boy?
Bart: Yeah! Guard: [formal] Well then, go right in, Sir!...
Skinner: [to Edna] I'll handle this. Simpson! I'm giving you till the count of three to come out!
One, two, three! [pause] I've done all I can do. Edna: We better call his pa...
Ethan: Action! Chespirito: [With a lobster on his tail] Ay, ay, ay!
No me gusta! [stops] I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this, Ethan....
Homer: [to Skinner] Whaddaya mean, you lost him? He might have fallen into one of these machines!
[turns] Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat. He's a box! My boy's a box! Da...
eading] "Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala -- pure.
Kuala Lum -- per..." [crosses it out] "France!...
Kent Brockman acts like Mike Wallace, "Bart Gets Famou
Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
Kent: Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I _don't_ read the news until I get my danish.
Go ahead, try to find a replacement. [Chespirito runs over and pushe...
Homer: [holding a box with a red hat on top] Marge, I have some horrible, bone-chilling news!
Marge: [gasps] What is it? Bart: Hi, Homer. Home...
Bart: Hey, that's my lucky red hat sitting on top of a double- corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box!
Marge: Oh, it sounds like you really learned something on your field trip. Thi...

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