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Scientist: Gentlemen, you've both worked very hard.
And in a way, you're both winners. But in another more accurate way, Barney is the winner....
Scientist: [resigned] Well, Homer, I guess you're the winner by default.
Homer: Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language...
Announcer: The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.
[Bart and Lisa cackle with mirth] -- Pointless disclai...
Homer: Marge...I don't really want to go through with this.
But being an astronaut is how I got you to respect me!...
Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I c...
Buzz: Mission Control, this is Corvair. Launch sequence initiated.
All systems go. Homer: Are we there yet? I'm thirsty....
Race: Payload checklist. IRS surveillance satellite -- Buzz
Check. Race: Ant farm -- Buzz: Check. Race: Children's letters to God -- Buzz...
Bart: Go, Dad, go! Lisa: "How doth the hero strong and brave, A celestial path in the heavens pave.
Everyone: Huh? Lisa: [quiet] Go, Dad, go. -- No time for eloquence, "Deep Space...
Assistant: Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years.
Everyone: Yay! Scientist: And how's the spacecraft doing?...
It's beautiful. It's the most awe-inspiring sight I have ever seen.
Giver of life, mother of us all...hey guys, look what I smuggled aboard!...

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