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We need some more Secret Sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
-- Mr. Peterson, manager of Krusty Burger, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy...
She'll have the wisdom of Gertrude Stein and the wit of Cathy Guisewite, the tenacity of Nina Totenberg, and the common sense of Elizabeth Cady Stanton!
And to top it off, the down-to-earth good look...
Joe: Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my Mobile Command Unit[tm].
Stacy: Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip[tm]. Joe: F...
Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Ba...
Lisa: This is great. They're really going to sell our doll!
Stacy: Well, it wasn't difficult. I just told them who I was, and who you were, and they couldn't resist....
Executive: Gentlemen, we've got to sink this Lisa Lionheart doll, and fast!
It's time to call in a favor from Washington. Senato...
Daughter: Dad? Kent: Uh huh? Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy.
Do a newscast about her. Ke...
Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll, this reporter found it impossible to stop talking.
It's just really fascinating news, folks. Good night! [Music starts playing and cre...

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