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Scientist: We need a fresh angle to keep the public interested.
Assistant: The public see our astronauts as clean-cut, athletic go- getters....
Researcher: Why, they're all a bunch of blue-collar slobs!
Scientist: People, that's who we need for our next astronaut....
Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.
...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- Homer: Aah! Assistant: Are you the pe...
Scientist: Ladies and gentlemen and members of the press.
I'd like to present the new generation of NASA astronau...
Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
Homer: I'll field this one. The o...
Scientist: Now of course only one of you will be chosen to go into space.
Bart: Wow, my father an astronaut. I feel so full of.
..what's the opposite of shame? Marge: Pride?...
Marge: You know, Homer, when I found out about this, I went through a wide range of emotions.
First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then....
Homer: Well, here I am, right on time. I don't see Barney "Let's crash the rocket into the White House and kill the President" Gumble.
.. Assistant: Actually, he's been here sinc...
Scientist: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the two experienced astronauts who will accompany the winner into space
Race Banyon and Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon! ...

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