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Lisa: This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly.
It's not even about him! Bart: Sure it is!...
I have to pay to see my own grandson. That's the Democrats for ya.
-- Abe, fierce Republican, "Bart Gets Famou...
Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day, on "BartChat".
[A little girl dials "BartChat"] Barney: BartChat....
Bart: Uh...I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't we be learning something?
Milhouse: Say the line, Bart! Bart: [sighs] I didn't do it....
Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
Bart: You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line wonder.
Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single -- Cona...
Bart: "Just do the line", "Just do the line"...what's going to happen to me?
[He imagines the future set of "The Match Game"] Announce...
Marge: [knocking] Bart? It's time to get ready for the show.
Bart: Nooo! [blocks his door] Krusty: Where is that little punk?...
Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do. Bart: You're...

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