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Tour guide: Welcome to "Enchantment Lane" where all the parts come together and Malibu Stacy is born.
Some folks say there's a little touch of fairy dust in the air. ...
Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream....
Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Mal...
Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you....
Lisa: Well I'm not going to accomplish anything just sitting here -- Abe
and griping. It's time for -- Lisa: -- action!...
Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colo...

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