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Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I wish I was dead....
Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...
Homer: It's OK, son. Who cares what a bunch of fourth-graders think?
You're doing what _you_ want to do with your life....
Edna: OK, kids, open your books to page sixty -- [a phone ring
Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket] Ba...
Mel: [spits out food] Pah! There's cheese in this sandwich.
Surely you know I'm lactose-intolerant? Ba...
Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid....
Snake: Don't move, dude. This is totally a gun. [Apu presses the alarm button quickly] [Snake cocks the shotgun and points it at Apu] Apu
I didn't do it! [Both laugh helple...

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