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Abe: When I was young, toys were built to last. Look at this junk!
[holds a toy rocket] It breaks the first time you take it out of the box....
Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
Girl 1: Look! Achy Breaky Stacy for a dollar ninety-nine!
Girl 2: Live from the Improv Stacy's only eighty-nine cents!...
Girl 2: Hey, Mister, what's in the box? Employee: [uncomfortable] Uh, it's the, uh, new talking Malibu Stacy.
[a crowd of little girls pause, then rush him] Girls: Get him! Employee: Hel...
Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, making plane and machine gun noises] Abe
Hey, watch it with that thing! [a missile launches out the window] My skull is eggsh...
Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?
Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on the couch] Dad, I lo...
Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.
[pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish...
Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us. Lisa
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?...
Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be done!
[Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge...
Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center.
If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance or odor, press one....

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