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Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Apu: Oh...oh, Mr. Woods, your -- Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle a...
Homer: Hey, let's all hug Apu. [They all do, then there's a pause] [Homer looks at his watch] Hey, there's still time
let's hug him again! -- Metahumor, "Homer and Apu...
Ah, the morning horoscope. "Today will be a day like every other day" -- D'oh!
It just gets worse and worse....
Homer the pessimist, "Bart Gets Famou
Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy? Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work
he only one who has it easy is Marge....
Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I f...
Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you...
The story of how two brothers (and five other men) parlayed a small business loan into a thriving paper-goods concern is a long and interesting one.
And, here it is: it all began with the filing of f...
Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the yea
extiles, other boxes, even children's candy. Milhouse...
Guide: This room is the most popular part of our tour.
Milhouse: It's just like the other rooms. Guide...

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