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Krusty: Where is that lousy little pisher -- [Bart walks in] [joyfully] Bart!
Bart: What happened? Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that.
You're just finished, that's all. Bart: Finished?...
Marty: That was "Kung Fu Fighting". Say, speaking of one-trick ponies, whatever happened to that "I didn't do it" kid?
Bill: Boy, did _that_ get old fast. Whoa! You know, if you want to ...
Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one- dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
Homer: [breaks a lamp] D'oh! Bart: Ay, caramba! Marge: Mmm. Ma...
Hibbert: Er, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine.
You know, health care for the aging is an important priority in this -- Abe...
Jasper: What's eatin' you, Abe? For three weeks all you've been talking about is meeting Matlock.
Now you've met him, swiped his pills -- [reads label] "Take one every hour to preve...
Abe: Hello. As you may know, I might not be around much longer.
So, I've decided to give you your inheritance before I die....
Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
Abe: Anyway, about my washtub...I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird".
We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the...
Homer: Look, Maggie! It's Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post!
Complete with "DeathBringer Missiles" that really launch....

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