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Executive: Our one effort to put a stop to this Lisa Lionheart thing has failed miserably.
Gentlemen, we have to reinvent Malibu Stacy for the nineties. [ominous] We'll stay he...
Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes. Woman: These eggs are difficult to digest.
I want soft-boiled eggs! Abe: I told you, we don't have soft-boiled eggs!...
Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
Carl: I hate these "Worker of the Week Award" ceremonies.
Lenny: Who even cares any more? Everyone at work sure has already got one....
Smithers: Attention, everyone. Let's have an awed hush please for Mr.
Burns. [Everyone gasps] Bu...
Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
Homer: Ah, TV respects me. It laughs _with_ me, not at me!
[Turns it on; a man points at him] Man: You stupid -- [laughs uncontrollably] Home...
Tom: It's a lovely day for a launch, here, live at Cape Canaveral, at the lower end of the Florida Peninsula, and the purpose of today's mission is truly, really electrifying.
Man 2: Tha...
Assistant: Sir, we've run into a serious problem with the mission.
These Nielsen ratings are the lowest ever....
Scientist: People, we're in danger of losing our funding.
America isn't interested in space exploration any more....

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