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Moe is their leader. -- Homer's analysis of The Three Stooges, "Homer the Heretic
We interrupt this public affairs program in order to bring you a football game.
-- "Homer the Heretic...
Oh, Doctor! A 98-yard triple-reverse ties the score at 63--63!
Could this be the best day of my life? [thought balloo
Homer weds Marge] [thought balloo...
I, on the other hand, have been having a wonderful day, and I owe it all to skipping church!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
Marge: Are you actually giving up your faith? Home
[backpedaling] No! No-no-no-no-no no! [pause] Well, yes. -- "Homer the Heretic...
And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!
-- Homer, "Homer the Heretic...
God: Thou hast forsaken My Church! Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of.
.. b-but... God: But what! Homer: I'm not a bad guy!...
You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
.. -- God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday, "Homer the Heretic...
God: Does Saint Louis still have a team? Homer: Naw, they moved to Phoenix.
God: Oh. Right....

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